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Jučer je za mene bio jako loš dan.

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Uhićen sam zbog dizanja u zrak željezničke pruge, što nisam učinio, a general von Klinkeroffen,

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vrlo važna švaba, upucao me na vrata.

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Ali moja dva prijatelja, njemački časnici tamo, stavili su lažne metke u streljački vod

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puške kako bih mogao živjeti da ispričam priču, što sada i radim.

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Nepotrebno je reći da im dugujem uslugu.

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René, sad kad su se stvari vratile u normalu...

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Skoro normalno?

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Još nismo dobili natrag sliku Pada Madone s velikim...

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snijeg!

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René, sad kad su se stvari vratile gotovo u normalu, mislim da mi duguješ uslugu.

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Naravno, pukovniče. Yvette ili Maria?

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Odlučiti.

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Nema natječaja.

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Za pola sata?

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Savršen.

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Brine me samo jedna sitnica, pukovniče.

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Što je to, René?

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Pa, poručnik koji je bio zadužen za streljački vod koji me je strijeljao, on je redovni

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moj kupac.

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Neće li misliti da je malo čudno što sam još ovdje, živa?

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Mislili smo na to.

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Mislimo na sve, pukovniče.

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Rekli smo mu da vaš kafić sada vodi vaš brat blizanac.

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Kakva briljantna ideja, pukovniče.

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Kako mislite o ovim stvarima?

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Moramo biti na oprezu.

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Veseli se što će te upoznati.

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Mislite li da će uspjeti?

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Naravno.

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Izgledaš točno poput sebe.

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Vrlo ste umirujući, pukovniče.

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Oh, još jedna stvar.

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Ponestaje mi maslaca, šećera i parafina.

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Misliš li da bi mi mogao dati malo iz tvoje trgovine?

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René, ne možemo nastaviti petljati po knjigama.

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To nije fer prema Hansu.

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Oh, snaći ću se već nekako.

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Pa, Helge, sjedni.

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Jeste li vidjeli Herr Flecka iz Gestapoa?

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Da, izvršio sam vaše upute.

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Rekao sam mu da je René upucan i da je njegov brat blizanac stigao iz Nancyja da vodi katolički dom.

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Je li joj povjerovao?

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Nakon izvjesnog ispitivanja.

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Zašto vas je ispitivao?

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Padala je kiša, pa smo odlučili ne izlaziti.

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Dragi Sippard, zar mi nitko neće pomoći?

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Evo nas, mama.

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Oh, nema više juhe od luka.

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Ne, danas imamo poslasticu.

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Harakot grah.

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Oh.

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Više nego što starica može podnijeti.

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Ali nema veze.

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Hajde nastavi ovo.

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Sada je Zach René mrtav.

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Jeste li pronašli njegovu oporuku?

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Mama, on nije mrtav.

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On je dolje.

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Oh dobro.

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Život koji je vodio, nisam iznenađen.

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Sada, Edith, moraš se ponovno udati.

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Zašto se ne udaš za gospodina Mauricea?

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Vlasnik je hotela Grand Place.

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Ima kafić.

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Mama, René nije mrtav.

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Ima veću od Renéa.

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Nemojte si puniti glavu takvim stvarima.

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Moram ići.

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Imam puno toga za obaviti.

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Sada, Edith, što ćeš učiniti s pilotima u mojoj garderobi?

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U vašoj garderobi nema zrakoplovaca.

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Sakrili smo ih u gostionici.

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Zrakoplovci u gostionici.

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Da.

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Ponekad mislim da sam pogriješio.

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Marija.

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Yvette.

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Dva njemačka časnika za pola sata.

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Jeste li objasnili da su kaciga za letenje i metlica za jaja ekstra?

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Ne ovaj put.

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Ovaj je na račun kuće.

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René, što je s otporom?

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Znate da im moramo dati deset posto.

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Bit će jako ljuti ako saznaju da Nijemcima dajemo besplatno.

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Izvadi iz kase.

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Dopustite mi da se predstavim.

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Ja sam poručnik Gruber.

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Bio sam vrlo blizak prijatelj tvog brata.

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Ah, moj brat blizanac, René.

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Da, da.

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Bilo je jako tužno.

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Nažalost, ja sam bio zadužen za otpuštanje.

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Da, znam.

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Naredbe, razumijete.

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Nadam se da mi to nećete zamjeriti.

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Pokušat ću ne.

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Vaš uobičajeni?

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Što god to bilo.

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To je moj običaj.

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Kako izvanredno.

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Nevjerojatno si sličan Renéu.

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ja znam

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Imate čak i isto lijepo prstenje.

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Ah, da.

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Da, da.

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Ostavio ih je meni.

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Sada dolazim pogledati.

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Vaše trepavice su malo duže.

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I tvoje su ruke umjetničkije.

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Pukovnik mi je rekao da ste jutros stigli od Nancy.

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Da, sasvim je u pravu.

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Jeste li tamo rođeni ti i René?

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Da, oboje smo bili Nancy dječaci.

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René, moram razgovarati s tobom.

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Moramo nahraniti krajeve.

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Zvala te je René.

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To je vrlo čudno.

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Ah, da.

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Pa, vidite, bili smo tako slični.

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Činilo se da nema smisla davati nam različita imena.

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Pa su vas oboje nazvali René.

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To je moralo biti vrlo zbunjujuće.

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Oh, ne, ne.

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Zvali su nas René 1 i René 2.

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Jesi li ti jedan?

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Ne, ja sam definitivno dvoje.

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Otto, što te dovodi ovamo?

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Ovdje sam službeno.

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Zvat ćete me kao Herr Flick.

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Da, Herr Flick.

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I ustani kad mi se obraćaš.

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Da, Herr Flick.

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dođi ovamo

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Da, Herr Flick.

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Nosiš parfem.

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Vi ste mi ga dali, Herr Flick.

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To nije isprika.

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Pripadnici njemačkih snaga ne bi trebali nositi parfeme na dužnosti.

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Čak i ako su djevojke.

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Zaokrenuti.

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Barem ti je kosa uredna.

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Zaokrenuti.

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Da, Herr Flick.

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Želite li da kažem pukovniku da ste ovdje?

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br.

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Sama ću mu reći.

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Želiš da te poljubim?

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Pa, samo jedan mali.

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Hvala vam, Herr Flick.

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Hvala vam, Herr Flick.

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nema na čemu

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Helena!

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Vaš posjet je neočekivan, Herr Flick.

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Tako se čini.

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Upravo smo čitali kako dobro ide rat.

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Postoji vrlo dobra slika Fuhrera na trećoj stranici.

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Koliko sam shvatio, ubio si sabotera.

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Da, Herr Flick.

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Je li bilo seljaka nazočnih strijeljanju?

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Nekoliko, Herr Flick.

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Jeste li uzeli njihova imena?

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Jesi li uzeo njihova imena, Hans?

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Ovaj, mislim da je bio jedan koji se zvao Bobby.

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Budala!

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Možda su bili pripadnici Pokreta otpora.

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Možda su bili članovi Pokreta otpora, Hans.

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Ali nisi mi zapovijedao.

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To nije isprika.

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Trebali ste ih pitati njihova imena i adrese.

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Pitaš to francuskog seljaka, on ispusti luk i pobjegne kao klapa.

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U tom slučaju morate prisustvovati sprovodu.

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Pogreb?

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Pogreb?

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Za Pokret otpora, on je heroj.

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Doći će odati počast.

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Promatrat ću s diskretne udaljenosti.

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Dobit ćete imena i fotografije.

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Helena!

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Helena!

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Tup udarac!

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Carstairse, taj pijetao nije skidao pogled s tebe zadnjih sat vremena.

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Pretpostavljam da, dok sjedi u ovom položaju, misli da ću snijeti jaje.

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Volio bih da hoćeš.

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Samo sam gladan.

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Oh!

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Vrijeme za večeru!

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To je djevojka iz Otpora, Michelle.

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Pozdrav, momci.

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Oprostite zbog skučenih prostorija.

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Bojim se da se moraš još malo pritajiti.

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Nije baš luksuzno, znaš.

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Fairfax je sinoć umalo pao sa svoje stolice.

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Pokušavam doći do Londona da pošalju avion po tebe.

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Oh, dobra emisija!

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Usput, jako smo žedni.

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Vidiš gumb na onoj hranilici tamo?

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Pritisnite nosom i korito će se napuniti vodom.

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hej

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Hvala!

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Toodle-oo!

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Toodle-oo!

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Yvette!

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Brz!

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Želim te gore!

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Oh!

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To je bežični!

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Mama, moramo upotrijebiti adieu ispod tvog kreveta.

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Je li vas Monsieur Maurice već zaprosio?

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Mama, René nije mrtav.

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Vidio sam ga u cijelosti.

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Pucnjeve sam čuo vlastitom ušnom trubom.

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Ah!

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Došao je prema meni!

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Zove svećenika!

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Tako je, René!

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On je živ!

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Ne, ne, ne!

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On je fantom!

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Vidiš, moj štap prolazi kroz njega!

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Ti glupi stari šišmišu!

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Pokušavaš li me ubiti ili tako nešto?

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Oh!

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To je čudo!

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Oh, vjenčanje Toma Mauricea je otkazano!

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Ne obaziri se na nju.

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Dobiti bolje.

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Jedan, dva, tri!

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Oh!

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O moj Bože!

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Oh!

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Tko je taj monsieur Maurice?

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Vlasnik je hotela Grand Place i kafića.

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Ali zašto ona želi da se udaš za njega?

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On ima veću od tebe.

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Ali René radi više za šankom.

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Ovo je istina.

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Zdravo, zdravo.

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Ovo je Nighthawk.

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Primate li me?

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Nad.

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London vas prima.

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Pošalji svoju poruku.

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Nad.

245
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N-ovi su još uvijek u N kući.

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Nad.

247
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Nad.

248
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Što je tu čudno?

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Nad.

250
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Dvojica zrakoplovaca žele ići kući.

251
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Nad.

252
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Molimo koristite kod.

253
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Nad.

254
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N-ovi su još uvijek u N kući.

255
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Nad.

256
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Prijem, Nighthawk.

257
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Sada slušajte vrlo pažljivo.

258
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Veliki će stići u ponoć.

259
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Oh, monsieur Maurice, što sam vam rekao?

260
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šuti!

261
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To znači da odbacuju pošiljku koju smo naručili.

262
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To mora da su nove uniforme za njemačke časnike,

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koja im više ne treba,

264
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i krivotvorenu sliku punije Madone s velikim sisama.

265
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Hvala ti, London.

266
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Preko i van i stvari.

267
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Dolje je čovjek.

268
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Kaže da je pogrebnik.

269
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Ali što on hoće?

270
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Došao je da te izmjeri za lijes.

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Oh, zaboravio sam da sam mrtav.

272
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Oh, hej.

273
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Dobar dan.

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Dobar dan.

275
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Moje ime je Alphonse, direktor pogreba.

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Moja karta.

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Ah, hvala ti.

278
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Brzo i sa stilom.

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sviđa mi se to.

280
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Ovo je žena.

281
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Oh, moj brate, René.

282
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Onaj mrtvi.

283
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A ova dama?

284
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Oh, to je Yvette.

285
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Sedmica, curo.

286
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Radio sam pod pokojnikom.

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Tužna prilika.

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Tragično.

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Gdje je tijelo?

290
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U uredu.

291
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Pa, malo smo ga selili.

292
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Pa, kasnije ću morati malo izmjeriti.

293
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Ali prvo moramo odlučiti o nekim uznemirujućim detaljima.

294
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Naravno, gospodine.

295
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Ako Monsieur želi.

296
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Sada, prvo.

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Lijes.

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Hrast.

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Brijest.

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Pepeo.

301
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Bor.

302
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Koji vam je draži?

303
00:13:47,420 --> 00:13:49,540
Zar nemate nešto malo veće?

304
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Ovo su uzorci drva.

305
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Hrast je 35.000 franaka.

306
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Pepeo.

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25 000 franaka.

308
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Brijest, 15.000.

309
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Bor, 10.000 franaka.

310
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Ovo je jako skupo.

311
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Nemate nešto u narančastoj kutiji?

312
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Moramo imati hrast.

313
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Svi moji susjedi će to očekivati.

314
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Edith, ja plaćam za ovo.

315
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Nije ni čudo što si me stvarno pojeo pred mojim susjedima.

316
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Hrast.

317
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Sada, kada ste odabrali hrast, uvijek ćete željeti brončane ručke.

318
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Dulje će trajati.

319
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Zašto bi to trebala biti prednost kada ga ne povučete opet gore?

320
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I mjedena pločica s imenom sa slovima umetnutim u srebro.

321
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Mogu li predložiti...

322
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Mom voljenom mužu...

323
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Nažalost propušteno.

324
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Oprostite, mogu li nešto reći?

325
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Ustrijelili su ga.

326
00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:58,340
Ne možete nažalost promašiti.

327
00:15:04,680 --> 00:15:06,560
Što gospođa predlaže?

328
00:15:06,560 --> 00:15:08,240
Bio je hrabar.

329
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Umro je za Francusku.

330
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Živio de Gaulle.

331
00:15:14,540 --> 00:15:15,380
WHO?

332
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De Gaulle.

333
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Znaš, onaj koji je bježao.

334
00:15:20,740 --> 00:15:22,780
Oh, radio sam tako grandiozno.

335
00:15:24,020 --> 00:15:25,520
Trebala bi biti pjesma.

336
00:15:27,140 --> 00:15:28,860
Puška je opaljena.

337
00:15:29,180 --> 00:15:30,440
Metak je pogođen.

338
00:15:31,340 --> 00:15:34,260
Oh, nedostajat će nam taj mali čovjek.

339
00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:39,900
I moli se da te nije malo boljelo.

340
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Da.

341
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To bi na 200 franaka po pismu bilo 12.000 franaka.

342
00:15:52,440 --> 00:15:53,940
12 000 franaka?

343
00:15:54,060 --> 00:15:55,460
Samo stavite kupiti.

344
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Ja ću platiti.

345
00:15:59,140 --> 00:16:00,540
U oporuci postoji odredba.

346
00:16:00,980 --> 00:16:01,480
Što će?

347
00:16:01,700 --> 00:16:02,560
Našao sam ga.

348
00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:05,940
Bio je u tajnoj ladici komode u garderobi moje majke.

349
00:16:06,660 --> 00:16:09,000
Sve prepušta meni.

350
00:16:09,900 --> 00:16:12,360
Mislim da će vrlo vjerojatno biti još jedna oporuka.

351
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E, sad, ostaje mi samo da izmjerim, oprostite.

352
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Tijelo.

353
00:16:20,360 --> 00:16:21,800
Oh, pa, to nije problem.

354
00:16:22,060 --> 00:16:23,260
Ja sam njegov brat blizanac.

355
00:16:23,260 --> 00:16:24,040
Možete me izmjeriti.

356
00:16:24,420 --> 00:16:26,200
Monsieur, ja sam profesionalac.

357
00:16:27,060 --> 00:16:28,360
Imamo svoj bonton.

358
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Ako ikad procuri da te mjerim umjesto tijela,

359
00:16:32,580 --> 00:16:34,760
svaki bi se pogrebnik u Francuskoj nasmijao.

360
00:16:35,520 --> 00:16:37,940
Ah, pa, to bi bilo neobično, siguran sam.

361
00:16:40,140 --> 00:16:43,960
Pa, možda, prije nego što izmjerite, oprostite, tijelo,

362
00:16:44,180 --> 00:16:45,480
htjeli biste konjak.

363
00:16:45,640 --> 00:16:46,820
Oh, to je vrlo ljubazno.

364
00:16:47,380 --> 00:16:47,700
Yvette.

365
00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:54,000
Edith, kad Monsieur Alphonse popije svoj konjak,

366
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pokazati mu tijelo u uredu.

367
00:16:56,480 --> 00:16:57,520
Ali René...

368
00:16:57,520 --> 00:16:58,980
Er, Renéovo tijelo, tako je.

369
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Da.

370
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Monsieur Alphonse, siguran sam da ćete mi oprostiti ako ne pođem s vama.

371
00:17:02,940 --> 00:17:04,800
Jako mi je teško, razumiješ.

372
00:17:05,060 --> 00:17:06,220
Naravno, naravno, monsieur.

373
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Da.

374
00:17:08,060 --> 00:17:08,760
Naravno.

375
00:17:27,099 --> 00:17:29,280
Tebi je jako teško.

376
00:17:29,760 --> 00:17:32,120
Tebi je jako teško.

377
00:17:44,740 --> 00:17:47,960
To je nemirni duh mog muža.

378
00:17:59,500 --> 00:18:01,320
Jesmo li spremni?

379
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nadam se.

380
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oprosti

381
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Naravno da imam kujicu.

382
00:18:17,100 --> 00:18:31,100
nadam se.

383
00:18:31,100 --> 00:18:32,780
gospođo?

384
00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:39,000
gospođo?

385
00:18:54,540 --> 00:18:55,940
Oprostiti?

386
00:19:02,160 --> 00:19:04,160
Zašto ima brašno na licu?

387
00:19:06,860 --> 00:19:11,180
Kad je uhićen, pripremao je roly-poly puding.

388
00:19:12,940 --> 00:19:17,320
Zamislite samo, nikada više nećemo vidjeti njegov roly-poly.

389
00:19:34,780 --> 00:19:38,360
Prije nego što odem, trebat će mi potpis šogora.

390
00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:44,880
Što mislite gdje je on trenutno?

391
00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:50,940
Oh, ne znam, ali sigurna sam da će nam se pridružiti u baru čim bude

392
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može.

393
00:19:57,520 --> 00:20:01,900
Oh, ne znam.

394
00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:15,140
ja ne znam

395
00:20:15,340 --> 00:20:20,340
Siguran sam da je trenutno.

396
00:20:20,340 --> 00:20:20,820
Jako sam ponosan na tebe.

397
00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:26,700
Jeste li završili?

398
00:20:28,780 --> 00:20:29,920
Sve je gotovo.

399
00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:31,580
Kako je izgledao?

400
00:20:32,140 --> 00:20:32,700
Strašno.

401
00:20:33,660 --> 00:20:34,620
Gospodine, gospodine.

402
00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:36,080
Naravno.

403
00:20:39,980 --> 00:20:40,840
Hvala, gospodine.

404
00:20:45,980 --> 00:20:47,180
Oh, gospodine.

405
00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:55,180
Oh, ostavio sam napojnicu, monsieur.

406
00:20:58,700 --> 00:21:00,100
Mi ćemo vam ga nabaviti.

407
00:21:09,940 --> 00:21:10,660
tko je to

408
00:21:10,860 --> 00:21:12,720
Ne otvaraj vrata dok ne stavim poklopac.

409
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,320
To je Michellein otpor.

410
00:21:16,620 --> 00:21:17,880
Što ona želi?

411
00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:19,040
Pa, kako ja znam?

412
00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:20,480
Otvori vrata i saznaj.

413
00:21:23,360 --> 00:21:24,600
Brzo, svi unutra.

414
00:21:25,860 --> 00:21:26,780
Što se događa?

415
00:21:27,220 --> 00:21:30,980
Sinoć slika pale Madone s velikim sisama nije došla padobranom.

416
00:21:31,380 --> 00:21:32,060
Ovi jesu.

417
00:21:32,660 --> 00:21:34,460
Progoni ih njemačka patrola.

418
00:21:34,620 --> 00:21:35,660
Morate ih sakriti za nas.

419
00:21:35,840 --> 00:21:36,540
Pa, što su oni?

420
00:21:37,760 --> 00:21:38,740
Protutenkovske mine.

421
00:21:39,620 --> 00:21:40,920
Postupajte s njima vrlo nježno.

422
00:21:41,660 --> 00:21:42,380
Ostanite hladne glave.

423
00:21:42,380 --> 00:21:44,120
A ako ih Nijemci pronađu, bit ćete zatvoreni.

424
00:21:44,360 --> 00:21:47,200
Pa, po ovim cijenama, ne mogu si priuštiti još jedan sprovod.

425
00:21:48,180 --> 00:21:50,300
Pa, moramo proći straga.

426
00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:55,000
Pa, gdje bih ovo trebao sakriti?

427
00:21:55,380 --> 00:21:56,620
Smislit ćeš nešto.

428
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:59,060
Ali požuri, Nijemci su možda vidjeli i nas i nju.

429
00:21:59,740 --> 00:22:02,380
Oh, njemački vojnici idu prema nama.

430
00:22:02,580 --> 00:22:03,140
Oh, dovraga.

431
00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:04,720
Brzo, u lijes.

432
00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:07,160
Ne ti, ovi.

433
00:22:09,980 --> 00:22:12,760
Što sve te boce rade u lijesu mog muža?

434
00:22:13,120 --> 00:22:16,240
Trebaju ga učiniti teškim, tako da kad ga podignu misle da sam ja u njemu.

435
00:22:17,940 --> 00:22:19,260
Brzo, ostalo.

436
00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:23,500
Oh, čekaj dok ne stavim poklopac.

437
00:22:27,840 --> 00:22:29,200
što hoćeš

438
00:22:29,340 --> 00:22:30,560
Zahtijevamo sidrište.

439
00:22:30,700 --> 00:22:31,440
Stani sa strane.

440
00:22:32,940 --> 00:22:36,360
Zašto, ti bučna jadna ženo, u vrijeme tuge.

441
00:22:36,620 --> 00:22:40,500
Lovimo pripadnike otpora, a oni su ušli kroz ova vrata.

442
00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:45,060
Mislili smo da su mušterije, ali ušli su ravno i izašli straga.

443
00:22:45,360 --> 00:22:46,920
Jeste li im vidjeli lica?

444
00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:49,760
Ne, bili smo zauzeti zajebavanjem.

445
00:23:01,460 --> 00:23:02,460
Što se događa?

446
00:23:02,900 --> 00:23:04,200
Što su vojnici radili?

447
00:23:04,580 --> 00:23:06,140
Pratili su otpor.

448
00:23:06,900 --> 00:23:09,100
René, moraš prestati viđati te ljude.

449
00:23:09,340 --> 00:23:12,100
Ako Herr Flick sazna, natjerat će vas da progovorite.

450
00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:13,660
I možda mu kažeš za nas.

451
00:23:13,860 --> 00:23:14,360
Oh, ja...

452
00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:16,420
Umro bih prije nego što to učinim, pukovniče.

453
00:23:16,920 --> 00:23:18,560
Pokušao bih to dogovoriti.

454
00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:21,660
Sada, jeste li stavili utege u lijes?

455
00:23:21,900 --> 00:23:22,780
Da, pukovniče, da.

456
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:24,300
Upravo završio, da.

457
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:27,360
Hans, crne trake.

458
00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:31,240
Dolazite li na sprovod, pukovniče?

459
00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:31,900
Naravno.

460
00:23:32,180 --> 00:23:33,460
Bili ste nam jako dragi.

461
00:23:37,120 --> 00:23:38,540
Jedno upozorenje.

462
00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:41,500
Herr Flick će promatrati iz grmlja.

463
00:23:42,120 --> 00:23:45,400
Pobrinite se da nema pripadnika otpora.

464
00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:46,860
Oh, naravno, pukovniče.

465
00:23:47,060 --> 00:23:48,140
Hvala ti što si mi rekao.

466
00:23:52,940 --> 00:23:53,800
Što je to?

467
00:23:54,180 --> 00:23:55,660
Platio sam zvona.

468
00:23:56,500 --> 00:24:00,400
Cijelo cijelo selo Nouveau doći će odati počast.

469
00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:02,260
Koliko su koštali?

470
00:24:02,260 --> 00:24:03,720
To je bilo vrlo jeftino.

471
00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:05,180
Stotinu franaka, bong.

472
00:24:05,700 --> 00:24:07,020
Pijete pedeset bongova.

473
00:24:10,900 --> 00:24:12,100
sta je ovo

474
00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:14,500
Zbor.

475
00:24:15,140 --> 00:24:16,440
Koliko koštaju?

476
00:24:16,860 --> 00:24:19,620
Pa, rekli su da ćeš im dati uobičajeno,

477
00:24:19,620 --> 00:24:20,940
a onda su se zahihotali,

478
00:24:20,980 --> 00:24:21,960
pa nisam razumio.

479
00:24:23,660 --> 00:24:25,540
Izgledaju vrlo lijepo,

480
00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:28,060
stoje tamo sa svojim svijećama.

481
00:24:29,260 --> 00:24:31,820
Htjela bih ovo kad dođem na red.

482
00:24:32,220 --> 00:24:33,100
Ili čak i prije.

483
00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:38,620
Bio je tu dječačić.

484
00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:39,240
šuti!

485
00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:42,740
Što zaboga on radi ovdje?

486
00:24:42,980 --> 00:24:44,480
Bio je pet stotina franaka.

487
00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:46,560
Pravog svećenika bilo je tri tisuće.

488
00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:48,360
Napravio je dobar izbor.

489
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:52,020
Ovdje smo okupljeni

490
00:24:52,020 --> 00:24:53,720
da odamo počast

491
00:24:53,720 --> 00:24:55,680
našem dobrom prijatelju,

492
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Rene.

493
00:24:58,760 --> 00:25:00,840
Jedan, dva, tri, četiri.

494
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Nešto se događa.

495
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Moramo se pomaknuti na bolju poziciju.

496
00:25:28,700 --> 00:25:29,860
Stražnji dio auta, Halfley?

497
00:25:29,860 --> 00:25:31,460
Da prati sprovod.

498
00:25:49,380 --> 00:25:51,600
To je samo šaka uha mog prijatelja.

499
00:25:52,020 --> 00:25:54,080
Mislio sam da si rekao staro selo Nuvion

500
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ispadalo je da oplakuje moj odlazak.

501
00:25:56,520 --> 00:25:58,700
Nuvion Rangers igra u gostima.

502
00:26:03,780 --> 00:26:05,640
Rene, uhvati me za ruku.

503
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,200
Hoćeš li se onesvijestiti?

504
00:26:07,780 --> 00:26:09,380
Ne, ne mogu vidjeti.

505
00:26:11,140 --> 00:26:11,680
Rene,

506
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mislite li da otpor

507
00:26:13,340 --> 00:26:15,000
bit će jako ljut na nas

508
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:15,820
jer pokapamo

509
00:26:15,820 --> 00:26:17,220
protutenkovske mine u lijesu?

510
00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:18,860
To je njihov sprovod.

511
00:26:19,220 --> 00:26:20,260
Ovo je moje.

512
00:26:21,540 --> 00:26:23,360
Mislite li da bismo trebali hodati guskom?

513
00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:24,380
Ne, Hans.

514
00:26:24,700 --> 00:26:26,580
To bi bio vrlo loš ukus.

515
00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:28,120
Kao dovoljno loše,

516
00:26:28,120 --> 00:26:28,840
imamo sa sobom

517
00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:30,040
čovjek koji je pucao.

518
00:26:30,860 --> 00:26:32,080
Bilo je to slušanje naredbi.

519
00:26:32,660 --> 00:26:33,940
Najviše sam se uznemirio

520
00:26:34,580 --> 00:26:35,860
dok sam izgovarao riječ

521
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požara.

522
00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:39,260
Osjećao sam se potpunim pokvarenjakom.

523
00:26:42,340 --> 00:26:43,120
Ovo će poslužiti.

524
00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:44,420
Ne mogu nas vidjeti ovdje.

525
00:26:45,280 --> 00:26:46,380
Sagnut ćete se

526
00:26:46,380 --> 00:26:47,460
i dotaknite nožne prste.

527
00:26:48,220 --> 00:26:49,520
Što imaš na umu, Halfley?

528
00:26:50,340 --> 00:26:52,020
Želim učvrstiti dalekozor.

529
00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:15,800
što ti misliš

530
00:27:26,300 --> 00:27:38,780
što nije u redu požuri tko ima ključ svećenik ima ključ ne ti pravi

531
00:27:38,780 --> 00:27:52,640
molim vas, gdje je on, on igra centar off za Nuvian Rangerse koji je problem svećenika

532
00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:57,400
zaboravio ključ hoću li pucati s brave da nije bilo tebe i tvoje pucnjave ne bismo

533
00:27:57,400 --> 00:28:05,240
budite ovdje na prvom mjestu možete li se svi vratiti sutra neću zadržati do sutra

534
00:28:26,740 --> 00:28:36,360
nešto vrlo čudno se događa što je to kosa trzaj lijes i svi ožalošćeni su

535
00:28:36,360 --> 00:28:37,660
krenuvši u ovom smjeru

536
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:03,480
trebali bismo se pomaknuti na drugu poziciju ne, ovdje smo sasvim sigurni

537
00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:36,100
tako da je to bilo vrlo zabavno

538
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:40,900
to nije tako zabavno

539
00:29:44,440 --> 00:29:45,840
dakle

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dakle

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